Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-25 05:00 pm

When The Customer Buying The Funko, Pops

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Customer: "Hey. This one’s box has a tiny crease in the corner."
Me: "Ah, yeah, some arrive from the distributor that way. We try to pick the cleanest ones for the shelf, but they’re not always perfect."
Customer *Dead serious.* "You should train your staff to recognize when they’re holding a grail and treat it with respect."

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-25 10:00 am

26 Fabulously Weird Feline Funnies to Enjoy With Your Weirdo Friends

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The world is so weird right now. The weather is crazy, the news is not much to look at, and searching for solace in anything becomes harder and harder. But you know that you have an inherent advantage over other people when dealing with all of this? Yes, you, you lovely cat lover. You're a cat person, which gives you the best kind of counter medicine to all of the world's weirdness - a good bunch of cat memes.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-25 09:00 am

‘[The kitten was] screaming at the street as people passed by’: Hearty hooman shares how she saved a

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There's nothing like a successful Cat Distribution System™ story to warm our cold little hearts. When we heard about Pickles, her sling, and her new work buddy status, we had to ask around the office: "So, how did the CDS deliver your cat?" Turns out, almost every cat pawrent here had a tale to tell - and it usually began with "I wasn't planning to…"

  1. "I was just dropping off old clothes at the donation bin and heard a tiny meow from inside. Next thing I know, I'm elbow-deep in a pile of sweaters and pulling out a kitten. She was full of static and attitude. I named her Socks and donated half my bed to her ever since. Thanks, CDS."
  2. "A coworker said, 'Hey, you like cats, right?' That was the moment my fate was sealed. He opens his backpack. His backpack. Out comes the tiniest orange goblin I've ever seen. I blinked once and he was in my arms. His name is Noodle. He screams at birds now. Perfect cat. 10/10."
  3. "The CDS dropped my cat through the ceiling. Literally. There was a storm. Then a crash. I ran to the kitchen and there she was, soaking wet, furious, and meowing from inside a shattered ceiling tile. She's never left my side since. I named her Stormy. Because obviously."

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Long

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-25 03:30 pm

Symptoms Can Persist For Decades

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I have a bit of a medical background and am always asked questions on first aid and such. My husband is having a weird conversation on the phone with his mom, and turns to ask me mid-conversation.
Husband: "What is the name of that disease that makes you old before your time?"

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Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-07-25 03:30 pm

Books by Virginia Heath, Alexis Hall, & More

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Apples Dipped in Gold

Apples Dipped in Gold by Scarlett St. Clair is $1.99! This is book two in the Fairy Tale Retellings series, though I can’t quite place which fairy tale it’s based on or just an amalgamation of a few.

Orphaned at a young age, Samara is left under the care of her three, horrible brothers. Just when she thinks she cannot take another day of their abuse, a handsome prince offers for her hand in marriage.

Samara’s brothers agree in exchange for a large dowery but on her way to her new kingdom, her carriage is ambushed by Lore, the wicked Prince of Nightshade.

Samara believes that the fae has snatched away her chance at freedom to punish her for her crimes against his kind but punishment is only half of Lore’s plan.

The truth is that the Elven Prince has pined after Samara for seven long years. She is all he can think about—a toxin in his blood. Can the Prince of Nightshade, whose power over poisons rivals none in The Enchanted Forest, manage to find a remedy or will he succumb to her love?

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The Scenic Route

The Scenic Route by Katie Ruggle is $1.99! This is book one in a new series by Ruggle and features a forced proximity romance. Has this one been on your radar?

Why date a mountain man? Because climbing him will leave you breathless.

Felicity Pax loves her job. She craves excitement, and being a bounty hunter gives her that in spades. So when her estranged mother disappears with a small fortune in tow, Felicity chases her like she would any other skip. Too bad she didn’t barter on having increasingly infuriating (and infuriatingly hot) PI Bennett Green on her tail.

Bennett’s got a job to do, and if that means shadowing Felicity…well…he’s had worse assignments. Even if he’s 99% sure the increasingly intriguing bounty hunter is leading him on a wild goose chase through the Rockies.

If she has to drag her PI tail through endless quirky mountain towns in order to shake him, that’s what she’s determined to do…but it isn’t long before Felicity’s intended distraction turns up a mystery worth solving—and Bennett becomes the unexpected partner she never realized she needed. As things heat up, Felicity will have to decide what’s most important to staying one step ahead of the “enemy” or giving herself freedom to experience the adventure of a lifetime.

The Rocky Mountains get unBEARably hot in Katie Ruggle’s brand-new series packed with adventure, action, tall dark & scruffy heroes, and a sense of quirky humor that will be your next perfect escape.

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The Viscount’s Unconventional Lady

The Viscount’s Unconventional Lady by Virginia Heath is $1.99! This was previously published in 2021, so make sure you don’t already have it. This is book one in The Talk of the Beau Monde series and I certainly don’t like that cover.

The notorious viscount

And the most gossiped-about lady…

After years as a diplomat in the Napoleonic Wars, Lord Eastwood is reluctant to return to London society. His scandalous divorce has made him infamous, not to mention cantankerous! To halt the rumor mill, he should marry a quiet noblewoman—instead it’s bold, vibrant artist Faith Brookes who’s caught his attention. They are the least suitable match, so why is he like a moth to a flame?

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Something Extraordinary

RECOMMENDED: Something Extraordinary by Alexis Hall is $1.99! We had a squee guest review for this one:

Something Extraordinary is loaded with fun, with love, with passion and with devotion. Love comes in all shapes, sizes and flavors. This is the one that tastes like heaven.

From the author of Boyfriend Material comes the absurdist adventure of two friends determined to avoid marriage to unsuitable people as they race through Regency England to marry each other instead.

Sir Horley Comewithers isn’t particularly interested in getting married, especially when his match is a perfectly respectable young woman. Sir Horley is, after all, extravagantly gay. But he’s resigned to a fate there’s no point resisting—until a dear friend does it for him.

Arabella Tarleton has no interest in romance, but even she can see that Sir Horley’s nuptials are destined to end in a lifetime of misery. Well, not on her watch. And what are friends for, if not abducting you on your wedding night in an overdramatic attempt to save you from a terrible mistake?

Their journey to Gretna Green is a hodgepodge of colorful run-ins and near misses with questionable innkeepers, amateur highwaymen, overattentive writers, and scorned fiancées. Then again a bumpy road is better than an unhappy destination.

But when it comes to marriage, Belle and Sir Horley are about to discover that it’s not what you do or how you do it but the people who you choose to do it with that matter most.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-25 08:00 am

20 Funniest Lol-Worthy Cat Memes of the Week From Your 'I Can Has Cheezburger' Feline Family (July 2

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Goood morning, people! Another week has come to a close, and we don't know about all of you, but we are very ready to make the best out of this weekend. Of course, for some people, productivity on the weekend means going out, seeing people, doing tasks and being responsible. But not for us. And not for any of you guys either. Here at ICHC, the best thing that you can do to start the weekend on the right paw is start it with a bunch of hilarious cat memes

Every single week, we bring you a bunch of new cat memes. But these are not just any memes. These are our iconic Lolcat memes - memes made by our amazing community using our very own cat meme builder. With Lolcats, you get to see the internet's creativity in its full glory. It's always a tough task to select our favorite ones for these segments, but we do. Here are our favorites of this week!

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-25 07:00 am

'I feel like a grandmother': Brand new cat mom repeatedly brings her newborn kittens to her human, r

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Being a mom is a difficult job… for everyone, humans and cats alike. You would think that since cats are such "independent" creatures, or are at least known that way, that cat moms would not have all that much to do. But you would be wrong. Cat moms need to teach their kittens how to drink water without getting it up their nose, how to walk, how to communicate with their humans in a way that makes sure the humans know exactly everything that they have to do for their cat overlords. 

And sometimes, just like any mom, cat moms need a break too. But their can't leave their wiggly kitties alone for too long, otherwise, shenanigans might happen. And so they look for help, and every once in a while, the lucky babysitter turns out to be… us. Their humans. The cat moms bring their kittens to us and go have a nap. And yes, we 100% feel lucky about it - honored, even. Because we know what it means to have a cat mom trust us this much. 

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-25 02:30 pm

When You Can Walk Right Past Their Threat

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I drive an old truck. It's not an extended cab; it only has a driver and a passenger seat. Technically, you could probably fit a third person in the cab, but there are only two seatbelts. Naturally, this means I can only ever have one passenger legally, which I, at seventeen, assume my parents can understand.
I am wrong.

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I Can Has Cheezburger? ([syndicated profile] icanhascheezburger_feed) wrote2025-07-25 06:00 am

Cat Community Wisdom: I Can Has's Most Impurrtant Tips for Pawrents of Fresh Feline Fur Babies

Posted by Blake Seidel

Howdy, feline fam! Congratulations on your new fur baby, whether they're a floofball of a kitten or a goofy orange adult. You're about to enter the best 10-20 years of your lives. You'll have a furrever cuddle buddy, you'll never go to the bathroom alone again, and you'll always have someone waiting at the door for you to come home. It's purrfectly meowgical. 

Or, maybe you're a veteran cat owner like us, and are just looking for a few new tips from your fellow feline fans in the cat community to better serve your feline friends. Serve is the correct word here because soon after getting a cat, you realize that you only exist to serve them. The sooner you accept that fact, the better your life will be.

Regardless of why you're here, we're pawsitively pleased to see you again. We've gathered some cat community wisdom from our online feline family below featuring the most impurrtant tips for pawrents of fresh feline fur babies. We hope you learn something from this, or at least, get a good giggle out of it!

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-25 01:00 pm

Baggage About A Lack Of Baggage, Part 3

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Customer: "You’re charging me for the bag?"
Me: "Yes, sir. State law requires a ten-cent charge on single-use bags."
Customer: "That’s ridiculous. I only bought small stuff. The bag’s barely doing anything."

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-25 12:45 pm

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I’m a quiet person, meaning I don’t talk much in public, but I DO listen, this causes me to overhear, so, so many parts of conversations that could probably use some context. Here are one or two examples. These are specifically from my school and the library. I’m sitting down in the library, and these […]

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The Meal That Launched a Rebellion

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VHM: "What do you think you're doing?"
Me: "I'm tossing this. It's inedible."
VHM: "Absolutely not! We pay for your food, and you are wasting it! In Africa, children starve, and YOU waste perfectly good food!"

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-25 12:15 pm

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My elder kitty is being seen for a urinary blockage and I’m a nervous wreck. While pacing, I overhear a couple who is making the hardest, most loving decision for their sick pup. They are wondering about an abundance of pet food and what to do with it. People grieve in their own ways, so […]

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-25 11:45 am

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Back when the virus hit, my dad knew someone who knew someone who had a friend who adamantly denied its existence. To the point where they wouldn’t let their kids(Both around 15 and 16) get the vaccine. The older sister who had a car managed to get herself vaccinated, but the dad found out and […]

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-07-25 11:30 am

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I go into the bathroom one morning to find that when I turn around to wash my hands there is a GIGANTIC house centipede on the wainscotting. It’s at least three inches long, and COVERED in legs. Being the pansy I am: I shriek out loud. I wash my hands as quickly as possible (I’m […]

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